dry shampoo

The amount of dry shampoo I have used this week is almost disturbing. Almost. But not entirely. 


This is nothing new or a secret by any means so I'll just throw this out there right away....I don't shower every single day. And I love using the go-to line of, "well it's not good for your hair and it dries out your skin!" Which is all entirely true especially as the air starts getting colder and drier outside. It takes my obsession with chapstick and putting on lotion to an obsessive level. Anyway, back to the point. I don't shower every day. And I don't see anything wrong with this. I wake up just as easily in the morning by being attacked by my puppy and brushing my teeth so a blast from the shower would just make me mad and cold. I didn't realize my obsession with dry shampoo, especially this week, had gotten so out of control until this scenario happened today: I got home from taking my finals. Facebooked for a while, emailed some people and then crashed on the couch for a solid two hours. Then I woke up and it was like my hair had a mind of it's own. A lemony smelling, semi-rough but semi-smooth feeling, mind of it's own. It was half sticking up and half teased exactly how I did it at 6:45am. And it was almost greasetastic in some spots. Like the in-between stage where you debate about if you should shower or just use more dry shampoo. Who's with me on this one? Clearly, I've experienced this more than once. No shame here. That's when I have a "hat day" and after that, I give in and shower. I don't even try to hide the dry shampoo anymore in the back of the bathroom cabinet from Jordan. He knows I can go for days without a shower. And still loves me for who I am. And like I said earlier, I hate sweating. I don't ever work out. Why shower? I personally, being a girl and all, think it's a pain. Gotta wash my hair, dry it, restyle it, yadda yadda yadda........and then while showering, it always reminds me that I should also probably shave my legs. Yikes. Actually, make that yikes times a million. Whoops, my bad legs. Sorry for also ignoring you the past...oooh I don't know, 2? 3 weeks? Shoot. The things girls go through, it's exhausting I tell ya. At least I  have clean underwear for every morning, with or without a shower.